The Conversation.....

Wife: It is about time you take the dog out.
Husband: I was out with him just half an hour ago.
Wife: Typical, you do everything yourself, we never do things together.
Husband: Of course I want to do things with you.
Wife: And now you think about having sex again.
Husband: No, I don't.
Wife: No, you never want me anymore, you are only dreaming of young girls.
Husband: I am not.
Wife: What I always said, you have no interests - you just sit here watching television.
Husband: But I do many things, I cooked the dinner today!
Wife: So typical, you never let me do anything!
Husband: But that is not true, I let you everything you want.
Wife: Yes, I have to do everything myself. Now, you should at least take the dog out.