Rocky, the Iwegian, entered his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms. He said, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

His wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looked up and said, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

Rocky replied, "If you weren't so presumptuous, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."