O.K., this is a test:

You're riding a beautiful white horse. You're chasing two ostriches, but you can't catch up with them. Then you notice that you're being followed by two sailors riding giraffes. There's loud music, and a sharp drop-off to your left. What do you do?
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Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round.