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Ozark said:
What a coincidence!


A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, �How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!�

�What a coincidence,� the farmer said. �This is a special day for me. I�m celebrating.�

�This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,� said the woman.�

�What a coincidence!� said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses, he asked, �What are you celebrating?�

�My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I�m pregnant!�

�What a coincidence!� said the man. �I�m a chicken farmer, and all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.�

�That�s great!� said the woman. �How did your chickens become fertile?�

�I switched cork ,� he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, �What a coincidence!�

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There, I fixed the joke for you.

Although the line should read, "Switched C o c k s"