5,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your asses,
mount your camels, and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."

200 years ago George Washington said, "Get off your asses, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants, and it will be the promised
land."

Last week Obama said, "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your
asses, light your Camels. We're giving you the promised land."