1. You really shouldn't drink beer in the PD parking lot after the 2-10 shift.

2. If you did drink beer in the PD parking lot, Its really not a good idea to go shoot out street lights with your buddies.

3. You really should have headed home before daylight.

4. Street Lights are alot more expensive that you think.

5. The Major over Patrol has NO sense of humor.

6. 3 days suspension aren't really as bad as they sound.(tell your wife you're burning off comp time)

7. Getting drunk and surfing Gunbroker really just makes it worse.