Barack the Magic Negro

(Sung to Puff THe Majic Drargon)

Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Little Missy Newspaper loved that rascal Barack
And brought him ploys and secret plans and cut him lots of slack. Oh,

Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!

Together they would travel on a jet with giant wings
Missy was so joyous she could not help but sing,
He bowed to kings and princes at nearly every chance
Old gray Hawks would lower their flag when Barack roared out his stance. oh!

Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!

A Barak might live forever, but not so wizened hags
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other gags.
One black night it happened, Ms. Media came no more
And Barak that mighty narcissist, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green notes fell like rain,
Barack no longer went to play along the messiah’s lane.
Without his life-long friend, Barack could not be brave,
So Barack the Magic Negro sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!