Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with
their mortgage payments.
You know, the one's down the street who in the good
times refinanced their house several times and bought
SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave
Runners and a Harley.
But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage
And theirs, Could you arrange for me to borrow the
Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit
cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't
file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead
and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet
posts?