Courtesy of Uncle Duckin':

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother:

"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say:

"It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked:

"Really small, was it?"

Sally replied:

"No... salty!"