A Scotsman and a Baptist minister are seated side by side on a flight from Edinburgh to London.
The flight attendant asks the Scot what he would like. The Scot asks for a whisky.
She next asks the minister what he wants. The minister replies: " I would rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whiskey!".
The Scot says: " I'll have what he's having! Ah didn't know I had a choice!"