A mexican maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The lady was very upset about his and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria replied, "Well senora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?"

"Your husband said so."

"Oh, And the second reason?"

Maria said, "The second is that I am a better cook then you."

"Nonsense! Who said you are a better cook than me?"

"Your husband did."

"Oh. And the third reason?"

Maria said, "I am a better lover than you."

By now the lady was furious and demanded, "Did my husband say that as well?"

"No senora, the gardener did!"