Dear Fellow Business Owners:

As a business owner who employs 30 Americans, I have resigned myself to the fact that barrack hussein obama
will be our next President and that my taxes and fees for owning a profitable business will substantially increase.

To compensate for these increases, I figure the customer will see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off six to eight employees. This really bothers me as I believe we are like a family and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is how I handled it. I strolled thru the parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on employees cars.
I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of a more fair and unbiased way to approach this troubling time. If you have any other suggestions, please let me know.Best Regards.