Gay John goes into the doctor?s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "John, I?m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

John is devastated. "Doc what can I do?"

"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

John asks, "Will that cure me Doc?"

Doc says, "No but it should leave you with a much better understanding of what your AZZ is for!"