A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'

The waiter said he'd go ask the cook.

The cook came out and replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of thos politicians? They're so full of shiat, it takes all forking morning!"