An older, very dignified gentleman went to his travel agent
and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his
lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were
booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment,
but that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he
could get them onto a three-day cruise. The gentleman was
disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it,
and then went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three
condoms.

The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now
could upgrade him to a five-day cruise.

The gentleman said, "Great, I'll take it!" And he returned
to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more
condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and
said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on
an eight-day cruise.

The gentleman was elated and, went back to the drugstore.
He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,
"Look, I'm not trying to pry, but if it makes you sick, why
do you keep doing it?"