A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were
arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.The California woodpecker
accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in
the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was
in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian
woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was
absolutely I'm-peckable (a term Woodpeckers like to
use).The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence He
could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California , the Hawaii woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the
two woodpeckers were now confused.

How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to
peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was
able to peck the Californian tree,but neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the
same conclusion...

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.