Bad men want their women like cigarettes; slender, trim, to be selected without much tho't, set aflame and when the flame has subsided, discarded.

Fastidious men want their women to be like a cigar. They are more expensive, make a better appearance, last longer; and after all, if the brand is good, they are seldom discarded.

Good men want their women like their pipe, something he becomes attached to. Knocks gently buy lovingly, fondles in a dreamy sentimental mood. Gives the greatest of care and consideration.

A man will give you a cigarette, offer you a cigar but he never shares his pipe.