> Don't laugh!' said the patient.
>
> 'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a
> professional. In over
> twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
>
> 'Okay then,' and the patient proceeded to drop his
> trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had
> ever seen
> It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an
> AAA
> battery.
>
> Unable to control himself, the doctor started
> giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
> Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
> feet
> and regain his composure.
>
> 'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor.'I really am. I
> don't
> know what came
> over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I
> promise it won't
> happen again. Now...what seems to be the problem?'
>
> 'It's swollen,' the patient replied.