A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him out looking for work in
six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them out
looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected,
"You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman
with no brains, put her in the White House, and then
half the country will be out looking for work."