I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "Wow" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". I Went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake"?