An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have chit in it.'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'