A grade school teacher in Mississippi asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grandpa's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, " Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinated."

Little Jake raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Jake before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Little Jake said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried....