Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second old guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's ok, it's a conincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
"Well she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted and she's wearing a see-thru blouse and really short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."