A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond.

The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for.'
[Which means: 'Don't drink the water the cows have chit in it.']

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'

The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!