I was traveling on business a while back and rented one them big honking Escalades. Needed a bigger vehicle as I was hauling around some important customers. I don't like that style of vehicle because it's so danged hard to see outta them.

We had just eaten dinner, and I was backing out of the parking spot when I bumped into another car; one of those danged little Neons had pulled up behind me. Man, I thought, this is not good, especially with my customers on hand. I got out to see what sort of damage there was.

The other guy got out of his car and he was a midget/dwarf. Was he ever mad! He started hollerin' and shoutin' at me at the top of his lungs. At one point, he shook his finger out at me, and said, "I am not at all Happy." So I asked, "well then, which one are you?"