A Couple Good Ole Boys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the first Ole Boy says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and Bang your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The second Ole Boy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes
thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."