A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

1 - Broiled Missionary: $10.00
2 - Fried Explorer: $15.00
3 - Grilled Peace Corp worker: $20.00
4 - Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning."