There were two brothers, Harry and Joe, who lived and breathed baseball. All they cared about was baseball. They mad a vow that whichever one of them died, and got to heaven, would tell the other if there was baseball played in heaven.

As it happened, Harry died first.

One day while sitting in church, Joe heard this inner voice. "Hey, Joe, this is Harry. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that they do play baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you are scheduled to pitch this coming Wednesday".