A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song......

A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while......

A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later.

But that all farts are all bad is simply not true-

We must never forget....... good old farts like you!