Invest in a good mushroom call. Not one of the cheapies they sell at Wal-Mart, but a good, hand-carved call made by a real 'shroom hunter. Get into the woods early, preferably before dawn. Wear camoflage. Sit beneath a big, dead elm tree (we still have elms in north Missouri) and call them to you. On a good day, you can fill a grocery sack without having to move to a new tree.

That's a lot easier than stumbling around in the woods all day like a member of the morel majority.