I had a carb isshoo last winter.....

On two or three occasions, the conditions were ideal to ride to a neighborhood bar about a mile from the house. "Ideal conditions" being a snowstorm in the morning when I got off work....

A Crown Vic can't catch a 4WD quad on snow

, but ya better have snowfall to cover your tracks.

I was returning from one of these rides and the forkin' thing suddenly wouldn't hit over 15 mph.

Lucky for me I didn't encounter any po-lice.

It turned out to be debris sucked up into the main jet.