Lying Bassterd. You couldn't catch a dead shad much less a live one or bloody one and a big ass spoon is for eating a big ass dessert in your world.

Takes an umbrella to catch Hybirds. At least this time of year

They ought to be starting to do the topwater morning/evening thing shortly.

Time for the KK Island evening watch at dusk. Seen em come up chasing shad and it looks like somebody shootin a machine gun in the water