IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8068
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Add your own questions as you wish..
1) Did anybody end up with an extra bag chair perchance? I seem to be missing one along with numerous brain cells...
2) No neighborhood is safe now. Must have been a beaner that snuck his taco eating azz into the party cuz the sumbeach forgot his big azz, stand in your own shade, haul a bushel of apples hat here.
3) How the hell did we eat pretty much continously for 13 or 14 straight hours hours and I still had a shiite load of uncooked fish and smoked duck left over? Funy thing is I can't find even a morsel of the smoked salmon. Thanks for the recipe Tom. Even I couldn't jack it up!
Last folks just left. Thanks for the help cooking and cleaning up dudes. And thanks to all who showed. I hope everybody had a good time and made/makes it home safe and sound. Well I got 4.5 hours of sleep Friday night and 3 hours of sleep last night. I is heading for a nap! 
TV
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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DADAKOTA
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3852
Loc: Missouri West Side
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Once again a big thanks for a good time Tim. Foots thanks for killing ma bugs. DjF thanks for the pvc. The rest of you mofos - Glad ya got to see me.
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DMac
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2086
Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl...
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IIFID said:
1) Did anybody end up with an extra bag chair perchance? I seem to be missing one along with numerous brain cells...
Not an extra one.....but I now have my camo bag chair back, so I don't have to look at the empty bag in my garage. 
We talked about it when I was out there a month or so back, Timmay.....I'd left it there gawd only knows when, and couldn't figure out why I still had the bag but no chair. 
The missing brain cells, I can't help you with.... 
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fastman
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Reged: 01/01/06
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Loc: missouri
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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What time did Hawk finally show up? He was scheduled for 5:40 pm according to what he told Drew. We should have run a lottery. 
BTW, one regular was awol, so there were no bloodstains on the garage floor and no dents in the basement stairs. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
Posts: 10998
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I'm curious if the two that took the Black & Decker Drill Challenge have realized what extra stuff they took home with em.
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Did they get twins or trips?
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Wait a minute...you mean it was THIS weekend? 
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God Bless our Troops!
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
Posts: 10998
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B&D #4 and #5 are some new additions I brought from Columbia. One headed just west of STL and the other should be somewhere in Oklahoma.
Thanks to DADAKOTA for reminding me bout them being in the truck and for hiding them in their vehicles.
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, instead of loved for who you aren’t.
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Another good reason for never, never, NEVER leaving your vehicle unlocked at one of these functions. Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Burrhead
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3075
Loc: Just north of Bugtussle
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My chair never even made it out of the bag and my sleeping bag never made it in the house. Without that sleeping bag to lay on, it's a wonder I got any shuteye at all.
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Somebody has to walk the point.
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
Posts: 10998
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I think the Fastman Gun Solvent made ya sleep one or two minutes.
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Burrhead
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3075
Loc: Just north of Bugtussle
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You may be on to something there. 
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Somebody has to walk the point.
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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That clear gun solvent sure cleaned out my barrel nicely.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Muggs
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Reged: 12/19/05
Posts: 511
Loc: Okieland
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I'm heading to the pawn shop tomorrow to make a trade on some chains and a pinkie-ring.
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I hate ducks.
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
Posts: 10998
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The look on your face was priceless when I shoved that jar of water in your face while your eyes was resting. Your initial thinking was nothin but fear...until that High Quality H2O hit your lips.
Mel.......the gun solvent does what it always does.
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, instead of loved for who you aren’t.
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8068
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Or at 4:00 AM when Jake thought Capt. K looked cold and went and got him a blankie and covered him up on the floor and how said Capt. K snuggled up with it!
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8068
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Is there anything funnier then seeing DMR doing the "raise the roof/dying squirrel" dance? And we was sober this morning when he was doing it.
BTW Foot's favorite drink now has a new name.. it is Skye-agra! Blue pill - blue bottle.. coincidence? We think not!
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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DADAKOTA
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3852
Loc: Missouri West Side
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Don't be trying to blame me for your evil B&D stashing ways there Dog. I witnessed your crime, but did not participate.
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DuckMeRunnin
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Reged: 12/17/05
Posts: 2742
Loc: Missouri
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Yessir, another great get together. Thanks, Tim ! 
Oh yeah, If Wags decides to go through with the tree rat trappin', go over and watch. Then, you can show me YOUR version of the death dance.
Good to see all you decadents again.
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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Definitely another one for the books, despite the lack of the Tumbling Tiger and Krazy the no sho mofo beer biotch. It was peaceful, yes, actually peaceful at the foot of the stairs all nite, withyout falling bodies and follks heading for the ER, etc., etc.
Solvent was sipped, stories retrolled, and countless laughs, + great food except for the tomatoe french bread dealios, which were tooo few in number
I do want to thank whomever dranks up all my Beck's and left all the dammmned Miller Hi Lifes, though. BASTAGES!!!
Thanks for the horspitality Brotha!!!!
PS, the smoked slamon made it ALMOST to Home Despot befo disappearing. Sorry S2!!!
I dumped yer trash in the McRonalds' dumpsta in Kearney. How conveeeeeeeeeeeeeenient!
All in All... another outstanding Bachelor Ranch Production!!!!
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8068
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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"All in All... another outstanding Bachelor Ranch Production!!!!"
Soon to be topped I'm sure in the great white north of Missery! 
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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That event is cancelled. Too many old car bodies wif sows n piggies to move... too many piles o manuere to tackle.... and too many baaaaaaaaaaaaddd dogs.
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