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Green Spots
      01/16/06 02:21 PM

A woman went to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs ... a green spot on the inside of each. They wouldn't wash off, they wouldn't scrape off and they seemed to be getting worse.

The doctor assured her that he'd get to the bottom of the problem, and told her not to worry until the tests came back. A few days later, the woman's phone rang. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.

She immediately begged to know what was causing the spots?

The doctor said "You're perfectly healthy there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a harley guy?"

The woman stammered, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Mel

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